Biden Awards Trump Medal Of Freedom For Beating Two Presidential Candidates In One Election

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden awarded Donald J. Trump the highest civilian honor for his "remarkable feat" of beating two presidential candidates in a single election cycle, including himself and Chameleon Kamala.

“Beating Kamala was like beating a dozen candidates at the same time. With all the accents she was able to pull-off and you still beat her by landslide,” said Biden after awarding Trump the medal. “And thank you from saving me from more humiliation, except that one time on CNN.”

“Thank you sleepy Joe,” responded Trump. “Welcome to the MAGA club, homie.”

Other recipients included George Soros who spent 32 billions on democrats to make sure he gets this medial, and Hillary Clinton for successfully lying to the American public.

At publishing time, Biden also awarded the Medal of Freedom to Hunter Biden’s laptop.